Today, I shouted
at the TV during the Olympics for the first time. Well, I mean aside from all
those times I’ve asked the commentators to just sh.., to just shh. Oh, and of
course that other time I cried out: “What? We’re still only on ‘G’? Seriously?”
during the flag walk in the opening ceremony. But everyone did that, surely.
I’ve noticed many,
many people appearing to care a darn sight more about London 2012 than I do. I’ve
been reading about their tears on Twitter, thinking, these people don’t half cry
easy. And I’ve been wondering when the hell I was going to Feel something about
these Games – other than joy unconfined at the very existence of Rowan
Atkinson.
Anyway, today it
happened – at the turn of our princess, Zara. I let out an entirely undignified:
“Noooo! Zara. Gah. Miss. Argh!” at
the Horse-towers TV, accompanied by the sound of my palm slapping my sizeable
forehead. She and the Amazing High Kingdom are perfectly capable of jumping an
Amazing clear round, as they went on to prove a few hours later. It was Amazing,
their second round – Sports Personality Of The Year defining stuff.
I tested my vocal
chords further as the day went on – in euphoria at Mary and Tina’s team silver
medal-securing rounds, and in woe as they slipped out of contention for
individual honours. (Cue more forehead slapping).
But I still didn’t
cry. Possibly because, as Zoe Williams points out in her utterly wonderful
Guardian piece bit.ly/Okv8m7 ,
I’m British and I ride horses. But I did very nearly cry. Possibly – and again
referring to that superlative Guardian piece – because, despite this
Britishness and horseyness, I’m really not posh.
I digress – about the tears. The
unfamiliar, light, burning sensation behind my eyes began not at the British
individual misfortunes, but when Sweden’s Sara Algotsson Ostholt thought she’d
won gold, only to glance back and see that evil rail on the last fence had fallen
in cruel, painful slow motion.
I almost-cried because I love that
horse – that she tries her wholesome grey heart out, that she’s a she, those
wonderful big knees, the fact commentator Ian Stark said she’d never make the
time cross-country and she proved them wrong, and the fact she’s home-bred and
her dam was in the competition, too, ridden by Sara’s sister – I love
everything about her.
And I almost-cried because Sara is
also a she, and had that last, wretched pole not fallen down in cruel, painful
slow motion, she’d have been the first woman to take the individual eventing
Olympic gold medal.
And that would have rocked. Because
you can throw a few “ism” complaints at equestrianism – it’s tough arguing it’s
not elitist for a start – but you can never call it sexist, because it’s the
only Olympic sport in which men and women compete against each other. And I’m
really rather proud of that. As proud as I am that three British gals and their
brave, adored horses earned us a team silver medal today – never mind that one
of them is a princess.